My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother
when my friend starts talking to someone i don’t know without introducing me
Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something
Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you