sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother image

dutchster:

when my friend starts talking to someone i don’t know without introducing me

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bestnatesmithever:

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

i know

theboywhofangirled:

Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

fuark-off:

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living